Karen (COVID-19 Slang)

A “Karen” is a popular mocking slang term as somebody tattletaling to the police or person of authority for witnessing a mass gathering of fun, healthy, and outgoing people who are violating social distancing procedures during the 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic. A typical Karen is ideally obnoxious, controlling, takes everything seriously, nagging, party-pooper, and the rain on your parade type of person.

I saw that the police was called in at a park to disperse a large group people. A Karen (COVID-19 Slang) must of snitched to the police and ruined their fun.

by Thefunguy2123 May 25, 2020

Covid-38

Covid-38 means getting diagnosed with the same disease twice (at this point the coronavirus) 19+19=38

Boyfriend: Bad news babe, I got diagnosed with coronavirus again

Girlfriend: Oh no, you're diagnosed with covid-38?

by billieilish April 26, 2020

Covid-19 Pandemic

A legendary conspiracy which took place between 2019 & 2022 A.D. against workforce members, incited with propaganda produced by fascistic communitarians posing as caring humanitarians in an effort to gain undue control over Earth’s economies.

Independent Thinker:
“The way politicians across the globe took advantage of the Covid-19 Pandemic was a draconian display of insecurity & arrogance.”

Retired Baby Boomer:
“No it wasn’t, you’re just paranoid.”

by Archer, Sterling January 3, 2022

Covid-20

Recovered corona patients of all ages and from all backgrounds who suffer ongoing symptoms around the body, which includes the lungs, the brain, the heart, the kidneys, the gut, the liver, and the skin even after day 20.

For some patients, it’s an ongoing Covid-20 illness after infection with Covid-19.

by Covido January 6, 2021

Covidian

A person whose identity and purpose is derived by forcing Covid restrictions on others even after mandates have been lifted. A person who likes social distancing, wearing masks, booster shots, and constantly regurgitating fear driven information they hear on their favorite media outlets.

Sara is a true Covidian. She forced all her employees to get quad vaxxed and still makes them wear double masks.

‘I don’t care what the law or science says, we must cure Covid by forcing every man, woman, and child to get vaccinated!’
-63 year old Covidian boomer watching CNN

by AceA June 27, 2022

Covid19

The disease Anthony Hayes spreads to random girls when he sleeps with them behind his girlfriends back.

Bruh did you hear?!? Antonio gave his ex nikki a make up ass eating behind his girlfriends back and gave her covid19.

by John Cheese Meluch April 23, 2020

covid-shmovid

A yiddish term rationalizing the effects and ramifications of Covid-19 (the novel corona virus).

Dude 1: Hey Rabbi, This Corona Virus is really serious. So many of us are going to die. The lord is punnishing us all... what should i do ?

Rabbi: ahhhh, covid-shmovid. If g-d wanted to take your life he would have done so already with a bus. This is just a test from the almighty one. We all have to reach our ultimate resting place at some point, so lets continue with our lives as normal and pray for redemption.

Dude 1: Thanks Rabbi, you again show how wise you are. I feel much better now.

Rabbi: Remember to donate to charity on your way out and also remember to put your mask on this week.

by a_fool March 27, 2020