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Clockshat

When someone clumsy spills a liquid
When Jamie clockshatted all over the side when making a smoothie
by Jasper53 February 1, 2019
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Cocks

A cocks is ugly faced person or an irregular shaped person,
Your girlfriend is a cocks
by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019
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Cocksick

- Individual who never fails to disappoint
- Describes the individual who has too much cock. Example sick of having this cock daily

- Person that’s having cock who is sick, example, yeast infection or gonorrhea
- Describes the person who is cocksick in a sense of home sick, “Just missing that cock”
- Description of one male individual as a cocksucker, or one loving cock
- Individual who is complete and utter waste of time
- One who is not worth a mention
- One whose name has less meaning than a cocksucker itself
- Life form lower than Ameba
- Overconfident dooffus, occasionally wears a pink shirt

- Body of single cell whose very existence has no other purpose but to aggravate other human beings
- One who usually starts a three ring shit show
I am cocksick, haven't had in cock in long time.
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Cocks

I like your cocks
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Cockschaltbild

Xbox players: Yo I saw your cockschaltbild!
PC wibbas: Joe gay bruv?
by amanasoftum October 7, 2019
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Cockshot

A person who has a small dick but is still confident about it
That guy is a cockshot
by Was ist deinen lieblingsshit November 13, 2019
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Clocks 2.0

Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
Lol idkClocks 2.0
by Ding Dong Ching Chong November 27, 2019
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