Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes

Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.

by Ghost Badger August 29, 2017

crank dat

A type of popular dance originally created by Soulja Boy. There are many different types and versions of this ghetto dance.

Random black guy:Man dat og nigga be crankin dat byahh. CRANK DAT BYAHH NIGGA!!!!

by CRANK DAT BITCH NOW!!!! November 6, 2007

crank bait

1. The act or action of being annoying.

2. A word used to substitute a cuss word.

3. A name for someone who is bothering you in some way or another.

Stop being such a crank bait.

*hits knee on table* crank bait!

What a crank bait.

by Bobby Fletcher January 4, 2004

crank the wank

Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.

Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"

by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 3, 2009

whats cranking

What are you doing.
What are you up to.
Whats up.

"What's crankin?"
"Nothing, Just chillin."

by Diego July 28, 2003

Crank Mite

The imaginary bugs the drug attics find themselves being attacked by relentlessly. These so called Crank Mites are commonly associated with crystal methamphetamine users. Due to this commonality some refer to these Crank Mites as Meth Bugs.
As a result of having crank mites is obvious to the general public. They show up as sores on the victim’s body, namely the face and forearms. These sores are caused by the nonstop picking and scratching the user engages in trying to rid themselves of these mites.

Toddy just banged a teener of crystal and is tearing himself up from those crank mites.

by BigABC123 June 25, 2010

crank mechanic

US Navy Corpsman or urologist

Gotta go visit the crank mechanic after liberty last night.

by Rodger Barnett April 15, 2008