couldn't be bottomed

Too lazy to do a certain task. More socialbly acceptable phrase.

Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Kid : No, Mam, i couldn't be bottomed.

Twm's winning election slogan
"Couldn't be bothered."

by Claire-Louise Bywalec June 21, 2008

I could buy you and sell you

i could have you but i dont want you, someone telling you that u are either not wanted, unattractive, that u too dont have good chemestry? in all the definitions above it is, a SHUTDOWN, sorry u obscenely unfortunate little person.

¿hey mike wanna go to the movies on saturday?
Biatch! i could buy you and sell you! (giggles, cool-ly, with friends)

by gillian April 30, 2004

You could have went all day without saying that

A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", or "TMI".

Variant: You could have gone all day without saying that.

Did you see all those girls clustering around your ex? I've never seen him happier!

Just think! You could have went all day without saying that!

by Downstrike May 19, 2006

coolday

Our god

Coolday sipped beer while laughing

by FurryFoxyJacky June 15, 2017

got so much wood i could build me a fort

I have so many cars I could "build a fort"

I got so much wood I could build me a fort

by Libbie V June 20, 2015

I could care less

An ironic, sarcastic, irreverent take on the original hyperbole, "I couldn't care less." Contrary to some opinions, there is nothing incorrect about this version. It's just a sarcastic reference to the original that, over time, became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic.

I feel like I should say something supportive. The most I can muster is that I guess I could care less.

by The Yar February 12, 2018

could care less

When you don't care about something, so much so that you can't be bothered to lower your interest in the activity, as that would take more effort than you are willing to put forth.

John: I see you failed your math class?
Bob: Whatever. I could care less.

by boxboy23 November 24, 2006