cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

Anal Cough

Another very extraordinary word for fart.

Oh man I can smell that beany burrito....your anal coughs are diquisting, dude.

by Molte January 5, 2018

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

ROFL Coughing

Rolling on the floor laughing coughing, particularly common when taking massive gravity bong resin hits.

"Did you see Dannie?"

"She was totally ROFL Coughing after she torched a great pyramid sized resin bowl in the gravity bong and slurped it right up!"

by Bingdot Dumbledorf March 28, 2015

piece of cough

when you feel residue in the back of your throat you cannot cough out.

This piece of cough willn’t go away.

by 1poopoo8 February 8, 2025

cough about nothing

Speaking nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Bitch Cough

When someone has a slight cough and calls it laryngitis.

Liam said he was sick. He just had a bitch cough.

by Tyler’s girl is flat March 6, 2019