black cough

homeless or on the streets

His landlord gave him the black cough.

by Hux da Bowl November 4, 2008

Cough

“Cough”, also known as “Daniel Coughlin” or “Crackman” - a young lad from Billericay who likes do endludge in crack cocaine of an evening.

“Crack man coughs on a mental one tonight”

by Dankof123 November 22, 2021

cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

alpha cough

Means, I'll fuck off

Hey cashier, alpha cough!

by coolcraft January 1, 2020

*cough*

A word used to show the action of coughing

Bork: *cough*
Bork 2: Covid?

by anonymouidhqfb iqwf September 20, 2020

Cough Sniffer

A person who goes, unmasked, to superspreaders during an outbreak of a disease.

I wouldn't make out with him... He's a cough sniffer.

by Shwaldeen March 25, 2024

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023