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Corporate American

A male between the ages of 23-28 who is still looking for a wife, hot, sophisticated, and wears a suit out to the bar to attract the attention of younger females.

Has a blackberry in one hand, drink in the other. Only drinks bottled beers.
Renee: Do you see that Corporate American over there?
Mandy: Yea, let's go talk about the economy with them and hope to become the younger wife of a fine corporate catch.
by PatriceBergeron April 6, 2010
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Corrorist

An identified asymptomatic Covid-19 radical Islamist who is hell-bent to infect as many “infidels” as possible, who refuse to convert to their faith.
In Xinjiang, dozens of corrorists have volunteered to travel all the way to Beijing with the aim of infecting a thousand-odd hardcore Chinese Communists to “teach them a lesson” for cracking down on Islamic extremism.
by Covido November 22, 2020
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corporate bot

Someone who works a nine to five for a corporation. Most work downtown in big building and are a slave to the system. While at work most corporate bots choose to play online Wheel of Fortune or other similar computer games. Also most corporate bots love to get tanked at happy hour.
Driving at five sucks because all these corporate bots back up I-15 like a mother fucker.

Damn, that corporate bot is fucking hammered.
by UTcrony420 March 4, 2009
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Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.
After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.
by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009
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Corporatia

The pathologic incubator that is modern corporate America.
And that's not all folks... Just a few quick months in Corporatia completely dessicated my soul!
by Jacques Stocken Berrelle September 24, 2010
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corporatalkracy

Any corporate bulls**t or double speak that rambles on and on and has essetially no substance, answers no questions, and makes no committments.
I was stuck on another conference call this morning and Jim wasted an hour with more of his corporatalkracy.

I tried to get some custromer service but all I got was corporatalkracy.
by irish jimmy jam February 7, 2013
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corporate douche bag

Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.

Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.

These broads are douche bags with balls.
The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !
by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006
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