Beef Coffin

A vagina.

Man. I so wanna bury my corpse in that beef coffin!

by Sharts At Will November 13, 2011

Dusty Confines

A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.

An old vagina.

"I feel quite at-home inside my wife's dusty confines".

by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

First Girlfriend Confidence Boost

First girlfriend confidence boost or FGCB is a condition that occurs when someone who is socially awkward and has no history with women finally gets a girlfriend. They person will begin to think they are cool, even if there girlfriend is unattractive and they will think they are "the man" because their penis gets touched for the first time, failing to realize that everyone's has by now. They may try to act like a tough guy because they are taller than their girlfriend when in reality she is most likely just really short. The only cure for FGCB is a breakup which will destroy this newly found ego.

Jake kept talking about how much action he's getting, then tried to fight me, I think he's got a case of the First Girlfriend Confidence Boost.

by The Hershey Factory October 23, 2012

concision

Very concise, with great precision. Also overtly particular about trivial details. Strict attention to detail.

It was with great concision that the contract plans were drawn up.

by Robin Kazmeroff September 25, 2006

concious snoring

heavy breathing and deep nasal sounds coming from a slightly overweight pot smoking male.

Hey i think tawd is sleeping. No he cant be because his eyes are open. he must be concious snoring.

by snoreface October 31, 2007

Condi Rice

The first African-American war criminal.

Condi Rice was one of the major architects of the invasion of Iraq before becoming Secretary of State

by Rattus cattus September 15, 2006

Confidential

in terms of goverment and federal secrecy it is what it is which are the records and information applied about a person or an event...but when a school psychologists says it to a student patient or other corrupt officials working for the school they secretly lie to you and send the information you told in your records in confirmation to your status.

Dr Dennis: Hellow Bill I see youv'e made a dark picture

Bill: Why yes I did but it was only for a while I just wanna go back to class I wont do it again I promise.
Dr Dennis: That's ok just tell me everything about your personal life

Bill:Ok well I get im a naiive shy kid so just don't tell anyone about this please I just wanna move on
Dr Dennis:Don't worry Bill I promise I wont it's all Confidential.

by EmoBread August 17, 2009