Colton

Retard

Bro stop being such a Colton

by Seismic4444444444 September 13, 2022

Colton

A man with lushes lettuce, party animal, and a grill master. Colton’s are usually the life of the party and like loud 60s country. They are fueled by alcohol. The more drinks they consume, the better their dancing gets. Although, even a Colton has his breaking point. His kryptonite is odd or even. After drinking too much he turns into a crazed sex machine and has only one thing in his mind.

Who’s that running the odd even table? Must be a Colton.

by Saucetrain September 15, 2022

Colton

BIG DICK SWINGIN'. knows how to break your back, make your legs shake and give you the best dicking of your entire life

Colton will rock my shit

by Glizzy baller September 25, 2022

Coleton S

A smoking hot kid who pulls girls and is the best athlete in the world.

Man, I want to hang out with Coleton S.

by anonymous October 14, 2022

Colton

Colton is nice and sarcastic person. He'll help me when I need help then he'll poke fun at me for needing help. He seems really mean on the outside but He's actually a really good friend on the inside. He is one of the most loyal people you'll meet and he's also one of the most funny people you'll meet. Everyone else seems to hate him but if you can look past the judgement he's an amazing friend to have.

Friend 1: hey you see that kid over there. He's super weird I can't believe you hang out with him"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"

by Tøby Something December 18, 2022

Colton

Colton is the best person you'll ever meet. Yes, he makes mistakes, just like every one else and can give you a hard time but when he loves, he loves with his whole heart, and he does the same with his trust, he is very forgiving, even in situations you never thought he would be. He is definitely an animal lover!! He is the BEST boyfriend you will ever have, so if you have a Colton, he's a keeper, so to anyone that has a Colton, MARRY HIM! It will be so worth it, he will always try his best and do whatever it takes to keep you, he loves you.

I'm so glad I have someone like Colton, my life wouldn't be the same without him.

by dizzy_dezi17 December 21, 2022

cohlton

Bitch getter. Hoe gatherer. Woman walloper. Female fucker. Overall a pimp daddy and makes the woman the cuck.

"Damn bro that's the fifth one this week. He's such a cohlton."

by MelloHoe February 13, 2023