Coke Zero

Same damn thing as DIET COKE.

You: I want a Coke Zero. Wait, no maybe the Diet Coke.
Your Friend: Same damn thing.

by meatwadspimplady December 18, 2006

coke-knuckle

when someone snorts all of your cocaine, you get pissed off and punch them in the face. resulting in the cocaine residue getting on your knuckles

Lindsay Lohan snorted all my coke. I proceeded to punch her, therefore resulting in me having coke-knuckles for the rest of the night.

by matttfg August 6, 2007

Coke-doucher

Any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with Coca-Cola would be an effective form of birth control.

"Is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?"
"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."

by Bernard Sumner December 22, 2008

coke rat

An incredibly sly person.

Better not get up, the coke rat might steal your spot.

by nintendardz July 21, 2011

Coke spoon

The grown-out fingernail on a pinky finger, when all the other nails are short. Used to transfer cocaine from a surface into the nostrils.

Ever notice how 80s punk rockers have short nails except for that one long pinky nail? Must be their coke spoons.

Be careful not to stab your nose with your coke spoon!

by apacherose1713 January 25, 2013

coke a gayola

the action of a gay ass man to stick an unscrewed coke bottle with mentoes in it into a straight mans ass hoping it will turn him gay

"hey do you like men" person 1 said "eww noo" said man 2 then man 2 says "me and gary are coming over soon and we are going to give you a coke a gayola, and after we will have 3 way sex"

by kednal338 January 27, 2021

coke nails

When you like to snort cocaine, sometimes you will grow out your pinky nails so you can scoop small amounts of coke out of your baggie. Having coke nails makes doing coke in crowded places much easier.

Damn, that girl has got some long coke nails!

by CheyBayBay August 25, 2013