cling kong

used as an adjective to describe a person that is way too clingy.

joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.

jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?

joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010

clingfilm retardant

When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.

Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?

Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.

Katherine: No, I'll do it.

...

2 hours later...

Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.

by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010

Ah chingado!

Oh goodness; an expression used when something surprises you

Ah chingado! ...Mira I got honey on me

by jotoluis May 23, 2011

clangabang

an act that after it happens you are pregent, not to be comfused with sex.

i did not clangabang with matt on the bus.

by rachelh. August 23, 2006

Cling on

Relatives who hang around waiting for the rich older person to die so they can get first dibs on what was left behind.

They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.

At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.

At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER

I'm not going to Aunt Ella's 80th birthday party until after the cling ons have left.

by shannorammo August 4, 2011

Vampire Clingy

A person who is extremely clingy during a relationship and sucks the life from their partner. An unhealthy obsession that can cause serious mental scarring.

That girl was vampire clingy, I forgot what living it up meant!

by Sir Raziis December 12, 2012

Stage Five Cling

An over attached obsessed crazy bitch (no offense lady's but it is usually is a girl).

Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.

by J3ll3y May 17, 2011