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Mr. Clean

Hey have you herd of Mr. Clean
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO FUCK HIM
by mr. cleanlover44 February 22, 2019
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Stream cleaning

The act of using your hot urine to clean the inside of the toilet bowl while peeing.
Wife - "Did you clean the toilet up, we have company coming over."

Husband - "I'll do some heavy stream cleaning as soon as I finish this beer."
by super skeetv2 October 18, 2015
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clean bill

To drop a grand or more in one sitting.
Dude 1: "How much did u throw down on that whistler trip?"

Dude 2: "At least three clean bills bro!"

Happy Japanese guy: "U guys did some damage!"
by chaser85 March 9, 2015
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Quarantine-clean

The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.

When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.
I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.
by Kmo7 April 12, 2020
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Gene Clean

to go back in time with the intention to remove the filth from their gene pool
Tommy, you're fucking nasty. Is it because you need to shower or Gene Clean?
by Ant1L1f3 October 16, 2008
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clean dean

When you take a phat shiz and you go to wipe your @$$ and there is nothing on your toilet paper.
Guys I just got a clean dean. My new time record is 20 seconds.
by Mac with a fork June 9, 2020
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Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up
Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.
by kuntloondi March 13, 2020
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