santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.

Santa clause is a fat fuck

by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022

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Foot claustrophobia

Foot claustrophobia is a term used to describe claustrophobia felt in the feet. The sensation is often det while putting on ski boots, most commonly when the foot is halfway in the boot, but the foot gets stuck and get be pulled out, or be put in all the way. A sense of panic similar to claustrophobia commonly occurs, thus the name "foot claustrophobia".

1: bro, do you want to go skiing today?
2: sorry man, i unfortunately have severe case of foot claustrophobia
1: that isn't even condition
2: it is though
1: pussy

by angus n COD February 20, 2023

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Tri Song Clause

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then go. Also known as Three Tune Condition

Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Tri Song Clause!

Julie: Nah, i hatet the last three songs, dunno if I should stay any longer...
Mary: The Tri Song Clause says you should!

by DaVati October 16, 2013

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Flick It Clause of 2014

A defense maneuver used when one becomes the subject of a window dicking, where the defender flicks the tip of the dick, hoping to scare off the assailant.

Knowing that Q-tips are too painful and require too great precision, Peacock knew that there was only one way to scare Chuckles off. It was the Flick It Clause of 2014 that would do the trick.

by Pnutman95 October 27, 2014

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