Cincinnati jerk burn

The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.

John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!

Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.

by nearfatalcheeto January 19, 2013

cincinatti hood ornament

Taking a dump on the hood of an adversaries vehicle as an act of retribution.

Jane cut John off on the freeway so he looked up her license plate. Found where she lived and gave her a fresh cincinatti hood ornament.

by Hayabusadude84 September 22, 2013

Cinecholia

The impending catharsis, and sadness that one feels/experiences when becoming aware that the ending of a film, or show is near. Generally used to describe the near end of Netflix marathons.

Cinecholia, noun - The impending catharsis, and sadness that one feels/experiences when becoming aware that the ending of a film, or show is near. Generally used to describe the near end of Netflix marathons.

Noun Ex: I felt a the pangs of cinecholia as Leslie Knope made me laugh on the last episode of Parks and Rec.

Cinecholic, adj - The feeling of Cinecholia.

Adj Ex: I can't eat cheese while watching 30 Rock anymore because I always get cinecholic half-way through each episode.

melancholy melancholia

by Almost_Genius April 5, 2015

cincinnati mudslide

The act of pulling ones dick out after anal sex , resulting in brown liquid to spill forth like a mudslide

After a night of drinking and anal pleasure she made a Cincinnati mudslide all over the bed

by UpperKub November 20, 2014

Cincinnati Overhand

When you find a girl passed out, typically at a house party, you lay down next to her and put her hand around your penis. Then you put your hand over hers and proceed with a stroking motion. After you finish take her hand and wipe up the jizz. Then close that hand into a fist so she wakes up with a nice sticker surprise. She will wake up and say "Ninja, Please!"

Bitch passed out so I got me a Cincinnati Overhand from her!

by Otto-Taw August 27, 2016

Cincinnati Stick Shift

When a male fits an entire screwdriver into his erect penis, leaving only the handle protruding.

I was horny last night and figured that nothing would hit the spot quite like a good, old fashioned Cincinnati Stick Shift.

by CorylnTheHouse December 1, 2016

Cincinnati Water Slide

When you piss on a thot hookers fake tits and spit a loogie into your stream so it waterslides down her cleavage.

"Dude, I gave this thot the best Cincinnati Water Slide of her life with my accuracy, when the loogie hit I came like a fire extinguisher"

by Wraith FourTwenty February 19, 2017