chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.
He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.
by bilnyethescienceguy696969 March 20, 2016
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Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.
Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.
by Tiny nips July 21, 2013
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Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))
Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.
by Thumperton April 07, 2011
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Chinese Beard

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.
"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"
by Wookieflookieflame February 02, 2020
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chinese dick

A type of dick that some hot girls don't try. However, for the few hot girls that try it, it is an experience they will never forget. After they get some Chinese dick on the bed, they never go back to black or white dick again.
After Kristen sucked Kailzo's Chinese dick, she rejected all black and white men and lusted after ONLY Chinese dick.
by lilzor June 29, 2016
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Chinese Aftermath

When you eat a lot of chinese food. And you are later on wishing you had an ice cube for you but hole, because you're shitting out a buick.
by beer:) June 22, 2010
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chinese canoli

When two guys each put their dicks into a chinese finger trap and plant their seeds.
My little borther got chinese finger traps at his birthday party so me and steve took them and made some chinese canolis
by Tim2182 November 14, 2007
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