hollywood chinese

Chinese food that you seem to only see in movies, tv shows, or commercial chinatowns in big cities, but doesn't actually exist anywhere in China, and would never be on the dinner table in a Chinese home, whether in China or abroad.
known for coming in takeout noodle boxes with disposable chopsticks.

"We had tacos all week, lets order in some hollywood chinese!"

by longpinkytoes November 01, 2018

chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.

"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."

by Lewis Hogan November 03, 2017

Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.

Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao

by Umuless March 04, 2021

Chinese Beard

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.

"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"

by Wookieflookieflame February 02, 2020

chinese dick

A type of dick that some hot girls don't try. However, for the few hot girls that try it, it is an experience they will never forget. After they get some Chinese dick on the bed, they never go back to black or white dick again.

After Kristen sucked Kailzo's Chinese dick, she rejected all black and white men and lusted after ONLY Chinese dick.

by lilzor June 29, 2016

Chinese Aftermath

When you eat a lot of chinese food. And you are later on wishing you had an ice cube for you but hole, because you're shitting out a buick.

my ass hurts, i had some serious chinese aftermath

by beer:) June 22, 2010

chinese canoli

When two guys each put their dicks into a chinese finger trap and plant their seeds.

My little borther got chinese finger traps at his birthday party so me and steve took them and made some chinese canolis

by Tim2182 November 14, 2007