cheney

some one who is afraid to say the word dick.

for all the cheneys out there, repeat after me:
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.

loser:hah, I PW3D that N00B!
average person: chillax, dude
loser: don't be such a cheney
average person: wowww.... dick
loser: what?
average person: nothing

by aliiii333 February 12, 2009

cheney

The malodorous remnants of a previous pile of crap that lingers on the bowl or other surface of the toilet.

"Honey, please get me the toilet brush so I can remove the cheney before company comes!"

by Capecodrob August 14, 2009

Chelsey harris

A pig who is mistaken for a girl. she will eat your kids and you can refer her to it the clown! She bully's people and is a smell bag, if you know a chelsey harris you know they have a grassy ass and milky knickers!

Girl 1: hey did you see my teddy bear?
Girl 2: chelsey harris took it
Girl 1: NOOOOO
Girl 1 runs away crying and stays in a corner

by Ksi is a legend November 21, 2019

Dick Cheney

The Vice President of the USA. He is also a sex machine, a la Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now". He can have sex with many people for a very long time. It wears out his heart, though. He is also Sara's personal fluffums.

I haven't had sex in so long... We'll have to call in DICK CHENEY!

by Lennon's Protege August 31, 2005

chelcy

The same thing as a queef except when a girl chelcy's its as if she has not showered for days and a small amount of juice comes out.

"i was having sex with my new girlfriend and she chelcy'd all over my dick.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

chelaysia

referring to anyone who looks like Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks!

that girl look like a chelaysia right there!

by Ariel Elise June 11, 2008

Chelsey Platt

A thing who will lie about you just to make her story more believable. Not a person but a spawn of a cunt! Some thing that will abuse you till you find out then take everything from you that makes you happy or could ever make you happy. Will say you did things she knows someone else did who is closer than people think. Will almost always be with a guy after she marrys that is a pedophile and gayer than gay

have you ever met his ex wife Chelsey Platt? She is a real fucked up thing

by Real-life June 2, 2020