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champai

A male who is full of himself . He’s very self-centered and appears to be genuine. But deep down he is a snake. Beware of people with that name.
If you see Champai, RUN!
by KatiaBaklava November 23, 2021
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Champagning

Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.
Man one: ‘Nice haircut
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’
by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022
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chadlaine

Jeff rescued the chadlaine
by Manly hands June 5, 2022
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Champagning

Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed
champagning
Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle
by champaningqueen69 June 16, 2022
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Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
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champaigne

Da celebratory alcoholic drink of choice dat folks break out when their candidate of choice wins the election.
Dunno why people always whoop it up with champaigne at election time --- usually da winning candidate breaks most or all of his political/economic-reform promises and turns out to just be a wimpy pandering jerk similar to da previous head-honcho!
by QuacksO August 22, 2022
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champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork
Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!
by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022
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