eating crab cakes

To perform oral sex to a woman.

Last night , I thought shannon was going to take me to a nice resturant, but instead, she was only interested in eating crab cakes. So we ended up at her house in bed.

by CatDog122 March 12, 2017

calese

Calese is a beautiful kind friend and/or girlfriend who is very polite to others

Brittany: omg do you see that girl
Madison: yea she's such a calese she's kind , generous, sweet , loving , polite

by Monet Santiago May 5, 2016

Toolius Caesar

An individual, who is so rediculously stupid,
they are crowned, the king of all idiots

"Dude, I just broke up with my girlfriend"
"What, the model?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"I dont know.."
"Nice job, Toolius Caesar"

by RoflKing February 25, 2009

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means but you

Instagram user #1 : Wow guess what urban dictionary says about my name

Andy Tate : don't care,
Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

by Normalboi November 23, 2021

Julius Caesar

A past ruler of ancient Rome. Hated by one, Gretchen Weiners.

(talking about Julius Caesar) - ''Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant why we all try not to get smooshed under his big feet! What's so great about Caesar hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar; everyone likes Brutus just as much as Caesar; And when did it become OK for someone to be the boss of everybody! because that is NOT what Rome is about. We should all totally just STAB CAESAR!''

by HermitTheFrog November 3, 2012

Man cakes

When a large (fat) man loses weight, he will lose his Man-boobs. The result will be sagging man breasts known as MAN CAKES. (Similar to a flat-chested woman's PAN CAKES)

My God, did you see that dude over there with the tank top on? He really needs to wear a bigger shirt to cover up those MAN CAKES he has.

by Fred Christensen February 12, 2006

Doodie Cakes

A solid poo nug smelling nothing like cake due to the fact that this comes out of your ass not a bakery.

I love those mornings when I hit the can and bake up some mean doodie cakes. Its a great way to start your day

by foomanchew June 20, 2005