Brain cancer

a cancer of the brain, exposure to vinyl chloride, also known as chloroethene, is the only proven causative reason of brain cancer. Or playing to much among us

person 1: hey man I have brain cancer.
person 2: oh really? can you show me proof?
person 1: The Imposter is sus!!!!111!!1!1 HOLY SH*T IS THAT TRASHCAN A MOTHERF*CKING AMOGUS REFERNCE

by Escgodofwar May 19, 2021

Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...

Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.

by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016

Swag Cancer

An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.

Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.

1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.

2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!

by Swaggologist January 11, 2011

Cancer Casket

A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.

She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.

by Marinatha! July 20, 2009

Cancer Ribbon

The spot on a basketball court, just inside half court, where one can only knock down unconscious 3's.

Did you see Holloway from Xavier knockin down 3's from the cancer ribbon against Kansas State in the Sweet Sixteen? Dat nigga was outta his mind

by J and B - UPI crew March 26, 2010

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010

cancer of the junk

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015