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Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...
Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.
by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016
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Swag Cancer

An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.

Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.
1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.

2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!
by Swaggologist January 11, 2011
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Cancer stick

Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"
by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020
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Cancer Casket

A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.
She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.
by Marinatha! July 20, 2009
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cancerous videos

Every time Jacob satorius mattyb or a really CRINGY person on YouTube makes a video or music video
THIS VIDEO IS SO CANCER
Cancerous videos aren't made by Jacob
YES THEY AREEE
by Doge lololilol January 9, 2017
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Cancer Nigger

A person, (most of the times black, but not exclusively,) that is annoying, eats chicken and lives off of everybody's back (welfare, begging etc.). A cancer nigger has no manner and no respect for authority and will likely insult or assault you. They show a low level of intelligence.
The word comes from cancer, the disease, which is often used to describe things or situations that are annoying and from nigger, which is generally a bad person that everyone hates.
Cancer Nigger: *eating chicken*
Person A: YOU CANCER NIGGER STOLE MY MONEY AND MOLESTED MY WIFE!? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU CANCER NIGGER!!?

Cancer Nigger: Ayo, dats how I be. Dats my biz nigga. Got a problem nigga? Just lemme feast on dem wingz and get outta my way.
by JohnnyRebellEnjoyer March 1, 2023
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Cancer Ribbon

The spot on a basketball court, just inside half court, where one can only knock down unconscious 3's.
Did you see Holloway from Xavier knockin down 3's from the cancer ribbon against Kansas State in the Sweet Sixteen? Dat nigga was outta his mind
by J and B - UPI crew March 26, 2010
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