Can I get a rip in the chat

Used when someone has taken an L.

Requis- “Ah titties I just got skull fucked by a swarm of seagulls.”
Me-“Can I get a rip in the chat”

by Half eaten bottle of mustard May 10, 2018

Can't relate

Sister jeffree star made this a thing. Jus say it when you simply can't relate
Period.

"I can't afford that!" "Can't relate."

by Hit or miss i guess they hUhH December 14, 2018

can be taught

n. This is an Israelite reference to a potential convert.

Yo the man don't eat pork, he got his beard, and he hate Esau. I think he can be taught.

by Sabal Laiwalayam July 16, 2010

Can't polish a turd

No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.

Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'

by AnaleTaart August 15, 2011

can u dont

A way of saying "can u not" but not in a mainstream conformist way.

(gets slaped)

can u dont u lil shit??

by BEN THE BEAR 07 December 5, 2018

can i go to the bathroom

I dont know can you

Mr. Mark can I go to the bathroom?

I dont know can you?

by Whinni the pooh October 29, 2020

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS

by theteeheegod1 December 7, 2021