caked up

A reference to someone's culinary skills, preferably in baking.

Paul wall outlines his family's history as bakers,
quite well-known in the Houston area...

"I got that paper 'cause I'm caked up like Betty Crocker."
~ Paul Wall - Way I Be Leanin', by Juvenile..
(Feat. Mike Jones, Paul Wall, Skip, Wacko)

by BHTX84 June 24, 2006

Caked

When the residue on the ball and shaft of your glass pipe is very thick after smoking meth in it.

Damn my pipe is so caked I can't wait to burn it down and smoke it again.

by Little Bear September 26, 2005

Cracked

Its when a football player get hit very hard.

Dude he just got CRACKED.

by Big Poppin November 24, 2009

cracked

Texas Hold Em: Won a hand in poker against someone's superior hole cards, ofen pocket pairs.

"He cracked my cowboys with a flush on the river. What a rat!"

"Aces cracked gets a snack."

by Coell May 14, 2005

cracked off

1.Broken off, usually accompanied by an audible cracking
2.Broken down or badly worn; dilapidated
3.cut off from a necessity or frivolous want
4.completely shut off from all human contact; isolated.
5.completely unable to function; disfunctional
6.violently killed, usually involving breaking of limbs.
7.past tense of crack off.

5.This site's cracked off!it keeps telling me some bullsh*t about how there are too many blank spaces in my example or how the example has to contain at least 20 words or some sh*t like that! You'd better exept this sh*t!

by Gavis July 29, 2006

Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.

by Anusman2009 July 23, 2012

Caked

- Someone or something that is covered in something.

Father: That was a messy festival with all that rain, Im CAKED in water!

Son: The rain made it very muddy, Im caked in mud!

by Rye00 October 15, 2017