crunchy

Adjective. Like a cracker is easy to break, used to describe a person who is easily pissed off
You’re being pretty crunchy today, who crapped in your cornflakes?
by kar_nich November 02, 2017
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Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..
The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.
by Boombadabing July 21, 2023
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Crunchy

An adjective used to describe someone who goes all-natural in their lifestyle. Giving up seed oils, artificial colors and dyes, non-organic food etc. They eat grass-fed meat and whole foods like raw dairy and honey. Most consumed things are locally and responsibly sourced. They make everything from scratch and avoid preservatives. They avoid plastic and other harmful contaminants. This is all in an effort to balance the body’s hormones and restore health to the levels- no political affiliation or look is associated with this lifestyle. Synonymous with “granola
Jess is so crunchy- she asked the restaurant to cook using beef tallow or ghee instead of vegetable oil
by Crunchygal123 February 26, 2023
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Crunchy

When there's something you don't really like, but you have to accept it.
Ashley: " I cant go with you to the party. I have to work tonight."

Andi: " Ew.. Das crunchy."
by Ladybeexo December 04, 2020
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When you're about to give someone a hug and they offer you their hand instead.
That's super crunchyyy!!
by jamilitamili January 28, 2018
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Very nice delicious scrumptious and yes. Very enjoy. Crunchy.
Wow look at that person’s hair it’s so crunchy

I know right!! They’re so cool
by Crunchy100 September 09, 2022
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crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
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