crankshank 

A sexual position; when you crank it and then you shank it. Considered to be very gruesome and painful, but somehow erotic.

Only real men can perform a crankshank
Me, Stacy, and Carla did a three-way crankshank last night. I'm still really sore.

crankshank by twilulu December 29, 2010

Crank The Dog 

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

Crank The Dog by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017

Crank Yanking 

1. Beating off, jerking off, spanking off
2. Hand job

Hoes are pros at crank yanking!

Crank Yanking by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.

After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.

Cranktankerous by hibelu September 1, 2008

crank fuckin' 

1. fucking in a ridiculous fast manner.
2. fucking as seen in the movie, Crank.

Boy: Sweetie, what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: I don't know about you, but I'm up for some crank fuckin'!

crank fuckin' by Jilly Filly October 13, 2008

CRANKIT 

A term that is used to describe to a horn player that they need to get gud.

YOU JUST GOTTA CRANKIT BRYAN CRANKIT!

CRANKIT by DaNerdLord August 28, 2018

Cranking 

To engage in dance with companions.

My friends and I were cranking in their car the other day to some Chief Keef.

Cranking by Maztotheula April 29, 2015