Celebreality

The psychic state of being obsessed and ingratiated with celebrities and Holywould* 'Celebrity Cult-Ture'.
The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial bought the sick celebreality portrayed in the media into sharp fucus*.
by PartisanZ July 22, 2022
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Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.
Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."
by Hym Iam September 08, 2023
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Celebrance

when you're happy just because other people are happy even though none of it benefits you directly- like 'compersion' but that word sounds gross.
Jame: "How you been?"
Kirsten: "Pretty good ac chico!"
Jame: "Oh fr? What's good?"
Kirsten: "Nothing in particular. All my friends are in love or sorta making dreams happen, yunno? I'm in celebrance."
Jame: "Damn, celebrance. Good word."
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I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE

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Person 0: I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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bollywood celebrity

Type of celebrity that makes no sense and is sold to their government because they don’t want a tax raid
Look it’s a Bollywood celebrity he/she is such a sellout
by Programmer wannabe February 05, 2021
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