celebritwat

The cooter of a celebrity, raised to celebrity status through paparazzi exposure.

Rasta: "Did you see those celebritwat pics on the net?

Mon: "Whose this time...Britney, Lindsay, or Paris?"

Rasta: "No way man, Kelly Osbourne."

Mon: "Nasty."

by Tryky May 13, 2009

Celebritay

Broke-ass GHETTO people that try to pass themselves off as having money and/or class. While the majority of celebritays are black in fleshtone, they are known to come in many colors.
Was coined to refer to the wonderful people of Rialto, CA.

"I'z got dis" said the Celebritay, as he paid for dinner with his RUSH card.

by OZ616 May 11, 2010

Celebritard

(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.

Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.

by The Cabal June 14, 2008

Celebritits

One's way of describing the spotting of a female celebrity displaying a deep cleavage.

Steve: "So, did you end up going to the Oscars?"
Glenn: "Yes, I did"
Steve: "How was it?"
Glenn: "Well, it was horrible but at least I got to see a lot of celebritits"

by Slim "P" May 18, 2010

Celebritwee

A person that is well known on Twitter, and may be a professional in the entertainment industry, but you've never heard of them outside of Twitter. TV writers and stand-up comedians that you've never heard of, sometimes just regular people that are funny enough to build a following.

"That Jokie Jokerson is hilarious!"
"I don't know who that is."
"Really? Man, he's huge on Twitter!"
Oh, a celebritwee.

by rockyhors August 6, 2011

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

celebritarian

This is a word coined by Reverend Marilyn Manson (formerly Brian Warner). As humanitarian describes a devotion to human welfare, "celebritarian" describes a devotion to the needs of a celebrity or idol.

"They orchestrated dramatic new scenes, for celebritarian needs" - "The Fall of Adam" (Track 17), "Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)", 2000.

by Adam Laughlin June 2, 2005