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Cartman is considered to be the most popular character on South Park.234 Parker and Stone state that he is their favorite character, and the one with whom they most identify. South Park has received both praise and criticism for Cartman's politically incorrect behavior. Prominent publications and television channels have included Cartman on their lists as one of the most iconic television and cartoon characters of all time.
Cartman is considered to be the most popular character on South Park.234 Parker and Stone state that he is their favorite character, and the one with whom they most identify. South Park has received both praise and criticism for Cartman's politically incorrect behavior. Prominent publications and television channels have included Cartman on their lists as one of the most iconic television and cartoon characters of all time.
. “I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”
2. “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”
3. “Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!”
4. “If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”
5. “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Eric Cartman
“I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies
6. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”
7. “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”
8. “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”
9. “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan.
10. “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy
“Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman
2. “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up her @ss about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”
3. “Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!”
4. “If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”
5. “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Eric Cartman
“I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies
6. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”
7. “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”
8. “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”
9. “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan.
10. “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy
“Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman
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What the fuck is Carti saying.
What the fuck is Carti saying.
~Cartinese transcript~
“lyngabaderoi
longifuhbounoi
neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini
slimeyup”
“lyngabaderoi
longifuhbounoi
neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini
slimeyup”
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Dude 1: Do you know Playboi Carti?
Dude 2: Yes but I don't listen to his shit music
Dude 1: You fasho don't get bitches
Dude 2: I don't
Dude 2: Yes but I don't listen to his shit music
Dude 1: You fasho don't get bitches
Dude 2: I don't
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