batters on deck

A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."

Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."

by handle this February 20, 2010

Better than nothing

Someone who's not Mr. or Mrs. Right, but is Mr. or Mrs. Right Now. Someone who will do in a pinch until a more suitable person comes along.

"Hey, what do you think of my new girlfriend?"

"Well, she's better than nothing..."

by marydelta November 17, 2011

Battenburg

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.

"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."

by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012

boy butter

The tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

Rock Hudson always took time to have a nutritional treat of boy butter.

by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003

Beaver butter

1. vaginal lubrication; may refer to either natural or artificial means

Sex is always better with beaver butter!

by Micromachine February 21, 2006

hot peas and butter

Fun ass game in which one person hides a belt and asks a group of people to find it. The person who hid the belt can help the people find it easier by saying degrees of temperature(i.e. hot, warm, cold) as a metaphor to describe their proximity to the whereabouts of the belt. After the person finds it they yell "Hot peas and butter!" and the other participants have to run back to base before they get their ass whipped with the belt.

"I found it! Hot peas and butter! Ya better get back to base before I whip that ass!"

by Jason Vernon March 18, 2004

that's butter

Easy and smooth. When you know something is going to go exactly the way you want and plan.

"Oh word, we got a 2hr delay for school today, hell yea that's butter"

by MrGills November 26, 2013