butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

love buffer

It means something preventing you from experiencing sexual pleasure fully, for example, a condom.

A: I don't need no love buffer.
B: Then you don't get to f*ck me.

by PointTH June 17, 2017

Celebration Bulger

A person who always gets a boner whenever there is a holiday or party

Dude, Jake and Sean are both Celebration Bulgers

by Fullofideasbulger September 25, 2017

Muffin Buffer

An object, such as a vibrator, used by a woman or a man on a woman to masturbate with her with.

Ellen loves her 2 stroke muffin buffer.

by CallieMuffin May 23, 2018

brow buffer

Patch of pubic hair above the vagina.

She had a thick brow buffer when I went down on her.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Matthew Buller

A real faggot and a true cunt and has been since he came out of the womb, also normally a giant bitch

See that guy over there? Thats Matthew Buller and he's the real cunt here.

by Matthew8Buller August 2, 2018

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021