Brandon

Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch

Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon

by Karen cline September 7, 2020

Brandon

An asshole who doesn’t know how the fuck to stop annoying the shit out of his sister.

Brandon is such an ass

by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018

Brandon

He is a dick sucking mother fucker

faggot

Man brandon is stupid

by Real things January 15, 2018

Brandon

One of the most fake guys you'll ever meet! Brandon is manipulative and turns all your friends against you. He will call you names then reject ever saying it. He is a life wrecker! Amazing! Right?

Brandon was just spilling fake tea .

by McNuggetss April 9, 2019

Brandon

Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.

Brandon has run out of excuses to not work again, he could be deaf and need of euthanasia

by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019

Brandon

Me

Hey Brandon

by fjbgo[beoibegw[0bge December 17, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a bitch he does not care about other people and he also hates his friends

A Brandon is a bitch

by Skizzyyy October 18, 2019