Noodle Bowl

At a concert, this would be the hippie equivalent of a moshpit.

Did you see the 'noodle bowl' at last nights Phish concert? Zero fucks we're given, there was spinning, twirling, jamming, foot-stomping, and a whole lot of noodling going on.

by wecanhavehightimes July 18, 2018

carving the bowl

when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.

Socially awkward? Carving the bowl should do the trick in public!

by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019

Quiz bowl

Quiz bowl (or quizbowl) is a game that is similar to Jeopardy but with teams and more academic questions, most popular among high school and college students in the United States. Since getting good at it requires a lot of time, practice, and intense studying, a school's quizbowl team is typically insular and close-knit.

Person 1: Hey you around to chill tonight?
Person 2: I can't, I have to get up early for a quiz bowl tournament tomorrow
Person 1: Lame

Person 1: You gonna get fucked up at the tailgate?

Person 2: I can't, I'm 100 miles away at a quiz bowl tournament answering questions about quantum mechanics, Rachmaninoff's piano concertos, Restoration-era playwrights, and the Byzantine Empire, among hundreds of other topics
Person 1: What a fucking nerd

by whogivesafuck69 August 27, 2019

bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.

After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.

by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014

Platform Bowling

The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.

E.g. "yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night"

by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017

Bowl Butt

The numbing sensation one feels in their ass after sitting on a toilet for an extended period of time.

Sam was on the toilet for over 15mins and suffered bowl butt

by EndlessSoul October 10, 2012

bowl filler

When you blast out such a quantity of shit that you literally fill the toilet bowl. Depending on the size of the particular bowl, you may or may not be sitting in your own pile by the end.

Honey, I knew I shouldn't have eaten those three buffets yesterday. I just had a bowl filler and clogged up the bedroom toilet. Now I need to call a plumber to get all that shit down.

by Wordmaster Adam January 4, 2017