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Blonde Day

Those days when everything goes wrong and its your own fault because of stupid things you do.
I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.
by grin900 July 17, 2009
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Blonde

1) A certain colour of hair

2) A stereotype- taken as either an insult or compliment- Positive and Negative ways:

Negative (said by non-blondes): meaning a highly unintelligent, hyperactive, annoying, loud, generally self-loving and arrogant 'person'.

Positive (usually said by themselves, sometimes with regular spelling and/or grammer errors): More intelligent than non-blondes, More sexy than non-blondes, Bigger breasts (if female) than non-blondes, more of a fun life than non-blondes, generally better people than non-blondes.

Although obviously I myself am a non-blonde and have prejudice towards them, that dosen't change the fact that:
both ways are wrong. It's just a hair colour, it dosen't make anyone more or less intelligent, more or less 'sexy', have smaller or bigger breasts, or anything. Indeed many people may find 'blondes' more attractive, but that's just their taste- i myself do not.
"Im blonde wich means im more sexy than u and have got bigger boobs 2 and am more inteligant than u"
"No, it just means you have blonde hair. The fact that you think it makes you those things is what makes you stupid"

"hahaha a blonde she looks so thick"
"Actually i know her- she's quite intelligent"

"ur blonde, ur sexy, u have big boobs i bet, can i c them ;)"
"um... who do you think i am? not a chance!, f**k off!"
by Sevannah August 11, 2004
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Shit mane get me some of that balone passion, baby.
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baloney slices

Big, wet stains under your arms, on your shirt.
Wow, did you see the baloney slices on that guy. A Drew and Mike -ism from WRIF Detroit.
by Mike in Milford July 23, 2006
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blondelexia

Suffering a blond moment to the Nth Degree.
(also bblexia: bleach blondelexia)
Scott could have slapped himself over his blondelexia about what happened.
by scott mccowan July 29, 2007
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blonde cheer

Someone: Hey, do the blonde cheer!

Blonde: (giggle) OK! I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea...
by gxoa2 October 24, 2008
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blonde on blonde

1. Name of a Bob Dylan album.

2. An amazing duo of trance-rock
"Kite and Fly left Australia with just a guitar and a fur coat, but still made it through Paris, Berlin, and London to hook up with musican Donovan Whittemore... They remind me of an age when a girl could travel the world with nothing but a lipstick and end up in a bathtub with John Lennon writing Norwegien Wood for them."- FACE MAGAZINE
woo. blonde on blonde *sways*
by megaphonium March 20, 2010
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