Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin 

The act of getting head while going poop in a honeybucket from someone wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and dip is mandatory.

The other day I was sweating like crazy while this chick gave me a Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin.

Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin by beeeeazy September 6, 2011

a blumpkin

To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap

"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"

a blumpkin by mbd8907 August 23, 2006

road blumpkin 

Getting blumpkin while driving.

"Broseuf, last night, I was driving this chick home, she started giving me road blumpkin like it was fucking Christmas. I made her clean up both messes after she finished. Bong."

road blumpkin by Nick Mas December 17, 2006

country blumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.

As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.

country blumpkin by Pooberry June 30, 2008

beer blumpkin 

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

beer blumpkin by al May 21, 2004

Blazin' Blumpkin 

The act of eating 6 extremely hot buffalo wings, taking an extremely steamy hot shit, while a woman performs a blow jay on your dick.

that chick gave the best blazin' blumpkin

Blazin' Blumpkin by trevor fartlett June 14, 2010

A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin 

When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.

"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"

A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin by Juan Perico March 8, 2009