blondejohnny

the best content creator and @blondeyuta's future gf!!!

"@BLONDEJOHNNY is so amazing!!!!"

by dorb's #1 fan August 31, 2021

Blondathon

A blondathon is a large group of blond people whose friend group is the majority blond. It can refer to any gender or any number of people.

Franny: OMG do you see that blondathon over there?

by purple_monkey888 September 8, 2021

Blonde virgo

It’s blonde it’s virgo both of those factors are child torture you will find this woman being hypocritical and dramatic for no reason and telling people she is clean and will clean nothing whatsoever not to mention she is half assed and complains when other people are half assed even if she is more half assed then them

Blonde virgo: why are you so lazy
Anybody who isn’t a bitch: why did you fuck up my kitchen?

by The420microwave January 6, 2022

Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

bloingersploink

A stupid word that connor thinks he has made up, but actually hasn’t because he is an annoying, cockroach loving, pesticide spraying weirdo. It actually means a crazy, cool and random person

“Aristotle is such a bloingersploink”
- Maddy

by Engelbertie April 29, 2022

Bloingersploink

A word meaning bonkers, crazy and totally rad.
Often used when referring to people who aren’t all there (in the best possible way).

Friend 1
“That kid is a total bloingersploink!”
Friend 2
“Yeah, I heard he sprayed himself with pesticides to help build his immune system !”

by Engelbertie April 29, 2022

blohberry

the best tik toker to ever exist

“hey man you heard of blohberry?”
“yeah man he’s awesome!”

by hdsbdhshshdsh July 9, 2022