peanut blossom

The best Christmas cookie to ever be consumed, consisting of peanut butter-based dough rolled in sugar with a delectably delicious Hershey's Kiss placed in the center.

"Where's Jake?"
"He's downstairs eating peanut blossoms with Allison."
"Is that an innuendo?"
"No."
"Oh."

by yom torke December 10, 2013

donkey blessed

Having a large penis.

Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"

by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014

taco blossom

A woman's vagina

I wish to dine on your taco blossom tonight

by furiousgeorge413 April 7, 2015

Swag Bless

One word prayer said when you are thankful for someone else's swagger.

She turned around in that beautiful black dress and I had no choice but to swag bless. Then Alex threw up all over her shoes but she was cool with it cause it was food poisoning.

by mambo-p April 21, 2016

Kelsey Besson

Corbyn Besson’s wife

Corbyn: hey Kelsey
Kelsey: Call me Mrs. Besson
Kelsey besson

by rachaelr October 25, 2018

Colton Besson

the most amazing person in the world that makes your heart super happy. he would give anything up just to make his boyfriend or girlfriend happy. he makes the cutest jokes and his smile will make your heart melt. he is a total softy.. you didn't hear that from me:). he will make you feel like the most special person in the world. he will love you for you.

boy: "did you see colton besson with his girlfriend/boyfriend?"

girl: "fuck yeah i did, they are the cutest couple and he treats her/him like royalty."

by joshuagonz January 29, 2019

The blessed

An umbrella term generally used to define an individual who uses rich older (sugar daddies/sugar mama's) individuals for financial gain. These rich individuals are also known as Blessers

The blessed are coming out in full numbers tonight with all these blessers hanging around.

I'm going out this weekend to get blessed by my sugar daddy.

by j.k.o_b January 24, 2020