You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

bitchety bitch

A female that is more of a bitch than other bitches because of her selfishness, constant complaining and disregard of other people's well beings. The female version of a dickety dick.

Chica 1: "You're going to wear that? It makes your hips look as wide as the Titanic."

Chica 2: "You serious? I want to go kill myself right now."

Chica 1: "M'eh! Don't crack the concrete when you hit."

Chica 2: "You're such a bitchety bitch! We all know that shit on your face is herpes, not a cold sore."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

Bitched

to have been turned into a persons bitch, for a moment or eternity.

Fork got bitched when reb rammed him with that dildo, "Fist of Death"

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

Fuck bitches get UCAS

similar to fuck bitches get money, except the primary objective is to gain points on the UCAS tarrif, rather than currency.

Used mainly by those who sit exams under Cambridge.

Dave: Bro, Monique says you're dumb
Dave's Bro: oh fuck
Dave: Fuck bitches get UCAS
Dave's Bro: yeah i never thought of it that way!

by fuckbitchesgetUCAS November 21, 2011

Bitches be wildin'

A phrase to signify that a different person or group of people is causing undo stress

That girl is whack...bitches be wildin'.

I wanted to go out with the dudes, but my boo wanted me to stay in and watch The Notebook with her...bitches be wildin'.

by Ki'ainneru May 1, 2009

bitched

When a person gets dissed.

You just got bitched.

by yaichi September 2, 2012

shitty bitches

people who piss me of by their crappy actions

"you shitty bitches"

by mrs squarrell March 2, 2004