Bill O'Reilly

1. Living proof that evolution can reverse itself.

2. Proof that close-minded, ultra-conservative idiots should never be allowed on air.

3. The act of being completely and utterly wrong yet trying to "correct" and lambast someone who makes even the slightest sense.

4. The act of not being able to understand basic science and jumping to retarded conclusions (eg. Bill: "I do not understand why there are ocean tides. Therefore, God exists and anyone who disagrees is wrong.")

5. A republican nitwit that gives all republicans an even worse name than they already have.
Q) What do Bill O'Reilly and a jellyfish have in common?

A) They both have no brains, and their mouths are where their arseholes are too.
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bill o'reilly

A man whose inevitable heart attack cannot come soon enough.
Did you hear the idiotic thing Bill O'Reilly said today?
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Camp Billings

The best place in the world. Heaven on Earth. Located on Lake Fairlee, in the beautiful state of Vermont.
Camp Billings is my favorite place in the entire world.
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Bill Cosby

To drug a woman or women without their knowledge or consent. To take advantage of their bodies sexually and cover the sex scandal.
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Bill O'Reilly

The residual shit on the toilet tissue, sometimes mixed with blood, that persists no matter how much you wipe your ass. Sometimes it appears as a mysterious skid mark stain in your underwear despite using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe.
I wiped my ass raw and still ended up with Bill O'Reilly in my pants!
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The Bill Clinton

Noun: To arbitrarily spray semen on another person after receiving oral sex.

A money shot.
Jeff: "Sarah blew me this morning and I sprayed cum all over her tits and face."
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"
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Bill Weeks

reference to the instigator of the "Weekism" cult movement in which members hail the demi-god William Weeks and believe he has supernatural powers such as:
Telekeniesis
Telepathy
High Trained Sexual Prowess
Intellect beyond 500 intelligence quotient
Immortality
etc
DUDE! You just saved my life! You're like my own personal Bill Weeks
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