Biffon Bridge

The bridge of tissue between the anus and vagina, on which a mans hairy bean bag is likely to 'biff' against during enthusiastic coitus.

I could hardly hear the telly for the noise of my nads slapping against her biffon bridge

by steviestevoid June 28, 2011

biff

when someone messes up really bad

commonly used by ace s3 reign

"wow, darcie just biffed stunt two"

"hannah is a total biff"

by cheergurl123 April 22, 2017

Peruan Biffle

A girl that has a big booty along with a cute face and rocking body that can show you the time of your life anywhere and anyway she wants to.

The thing is you don't haven't lived a full life until you find yourself a Peruan Biffle.

by jay em ay January 1, 2009

Bring back the biff

A reference to the unwarranted removal of section 59 of the New Zealand Crimes Act, making it illegal to smack your children. Bring back the biff refers to many kiwi mums and dads lamenting the removal of their right to discipline their children.

Father to Mother following their spawn showing them absolute disrespect and being unable to do anything about it. "k'nell love, the cheeky little shit. We need to bring back the biff"

"Cheese boy, I would chust love to give you the Chandal. If only the Covernment would chust Bring back the biff"

by winkelTossa March 23, 2019

Biff

1. (noun) A man that is allergic to shoes, and thus requires allergy shots. Also, Biff's are notorious for low-nil-card-sliding and the accompanying facial expression of contempt for their competitors.
2. (verb) When going nil in Spades, the act of sliding a low card under all other cards of a trick, while simultaneously delivering a countenance of haughty contempt.

Damn, Biff's about to make nil with his shoes on and everything. Did you see when he Biffed that last trick?

by XPizzle June 19, 2008

Biffer

Describes a person who consumes a lot of food.

"Did you just steal my food?" "I thought you weren't going to eat it." "Oh my god, you're such a biffer."

by namixchik November 1, 2006

baffed

It should work but doesn't for some reason. Or "completely baffed", it never should have worked and still doesn't.

Man 1. I can't get the website wizard to work, it keeps freezing.

Man 2. The website is baffed.

by banyard April 9, 2008