barking bulldog

When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.

The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.

by HBTD November 26, 2010

Barking Pussy

A women that is turned on and wants sexual intercourse with a random man she finds attractive or with their significant other.

Literally no one:

Random girl on Twitter: “my pussy is barking right now.”

Literally no one: “What does barking pussy mean?”

by Mr.Star August 2, 2020

Teddy Bearing

Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.

Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.

by Nobbie April 27, 2010

Moon baking

Having intercourses on the beach or in a car at night and the moon light is shinning over their naked bodies.

Took a girl out last night for moon baking on the beach.

by F.X.D March 15, 2021

Barrington

(Bah-ring-ton)(usually with an aristocratic accent and an accompanying eyeroll) a town in Illinois populated by an abnormally large amount of rich people who lack social skills to realize others don't have the same wealth and priveledges. Many people there gossip and stab you in the back, more than you would typically expect in a high school. 5 suicides have occurred in the past 2 years.

"Since the economy tanked, I can only go to Italy for 1 week this year! Boo hoo!"

"I've never been out of the country before..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, you must not live in Barrington."

by TransplantedAgain August 20, 2009

baking ass

bake some ass, baking ass, to be very much under the influence of marijuana.

I am totally baking ass right now.
Wanna bake some ass after work today?

by zlistiognuxqj October 24, 2006

barking turtle

(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.

Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

by Daphne M. September 21, 2007