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make-out bandit 

a badass amazing kisser who:

a) will knock one's socks off and steal one's kisses;
b) is not a tease,
c) is not necessarily mysteriously unidentified to the one getting socks rocked off,
d) is highly experienced and tends to have numerous partners, all completely crushed that the bandit is still on the loose.
"There's this, like, amazing girl who just cornered me in the stairwell at this party. OMFG she was so hot and she rocked my socks off! Damn, I wanna get with her again. I wish she wasn't such a make-out bandit..."

Heather: "So, I made out with Dan last night."
Leah: "I thought you just made out with Blake."
Heather: "That was two nights ago..."
Leah: "Wow, you are suuuch a make-out bandit!"
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gay bandit 

when someone is so gay, that they come around you and steal your straightness
I was walkin by when that gay bandit carl came by me. Its his fault that im not as straight as i was 5 minutes ago.His presence made me gayer.
gay bandit by mark August 18, 2006

Big Dick Bandit 

Someone with a large penis. A phrase made Popular by the Drake/Lil' Wayne song "Im Going In"
"I'm just doing me and you could never understand. Chicks get hammered, big dick bandit. Money flowin' like a slit wrist no bandage." - Drake

BBC bandit 

a person with a big black cock who has unprotected sex with a woman and runs when he relizes the girl is pregnant.
ben is the bbc bandit
BBC bandit by Kambrose March 28, 2007

arse-bandit

Paul Eason is an arse-bandit
arse-bandit by Michael Pendriegh August 11, 2003

trouser bandit 

I know he's a nice bloke, he's been buying you drinks all night and he wants to give you a lift home, but you're very drunk and he's a trouser bandit.
trouser bandit by Jamil January 9, 2004

cankle bandit 

One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.
Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.