old baller

A woman, usually in her early to mid 30s, who marries a man at least 10 years older who already has children in their teens. She then forces him to give her a new baby to piss off the existing children, make him forget about his first wife and make the new mom the queen bee of the family.

Mary was still in middle school when her new husband started his first job out of college. Now they have a 2-year-old baby and of course the old baller hates his two kids.

by Randall Johnstone February 17, 2009

Cold-Caller Baller

A relatively successful debt collector that makes over $50,000/year and thinks he's the shit because he's managed to enter the lower-middle class in such a low skill occupation.

"Bruce wears tailored suits everyday, even on casual Friday. He thinks he's some kind of Cold-Caller Baller."

by the Perdverts May 31, 2014

baller

Originates from someone who is really good at playing basketball. A 'baller' moves fluidly and with intent, can lead and also work well with his team.

This has been generalized figuratively to anyone with such qualities in other disciplines.

"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller..."

Jay: "Rob got a fucking A+ on that calc test, I fucking failed it."
Ted: "No worries man, Rob's a baller. We should study with that cat"

by drtdiggers February 14, 2009

boss baller

A big time player or hustler.

Yaw'll bustas know I'm a boss baller!

by DaRealPsyko January 11, 2008

baller bitch

A baller bitch is a female vixen that is not to be messed with. Baller bitches are not the typical girls who call themselves 'ballers' when in reality, all they do is pose for Instagram selfies with a basketball in an attempt to seem 'cool'. Baller bitches are popular with every crowd, woe all the boys and have some serious ball handling skills.

Baller bitches generally can be defined with the following terms:

- Quite a bit of attitude
- Casual & laidback, yet charismatic
- A sexy kind of mysterious
- Swag's on point! (basketball shorts, Jordans / CP3's, jerseys, snapbacks, beanies etc. but generally can pull off anything)
- Good ball handling, lay-ups, alley-oops and great knowledge of basketball
- Always at the courts (treats it like a second home)
- Gets along with all kinds of crowds
- Bitchy when it's necessary: doesn't let anyone get in her way
- Motivated & dedicated to being the best she can be
- Beautiful in every way: inside & out
- Boys are always chasing after her, but shes got her eye on only one

Luke: Who you eyeing up?
Dante: Keisha, bro.
Luke: That the girl who schooled Naomi with that ankle breaker at last night's game?
Dante: Yeah man. Damn she fine.
Luke: I hear you, but ain't she taken?
Dante: I know.. she a baller bitch, of course she gon' be taken.
Luke: Whoever that lucky guy is, he better wife her asap.

by Fried'Chickenquisha December 21, 2013

baller

In LA gang culture, "bloods" use baller to describe affluent members, whereas "crips" would use the expression "high-roller".

"whatup blood? still a baller huh?"

or

"still high-rollin' cuz!"

by RichDaDon June 10, 2006

ballernomics

The study of how to be a baller. May include certain phrases, or terms associated with being gang.

Wow, Foxy Proxy is not a baller, he should get a lesson on Ballernomics.

by GlynH December 25, 2007