bollocktician

A politician talking bollocks.

There will be unlimited money for flood defenses & help, said the Bollocktician.

by mary hinge February 26, 2014

bollocktics

When a politician is talking bollocks.

Some politicians talk bollocktics not politics.

by mary hinge February 26, 2014

bollock rooney

Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face

I gave Kai a bollock Rooney last night

by Bumhole winnit December 4, 2016

Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.

“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.

by Papbag February 14, 2018

Bollocktics

The art of talking bollocks about politics

On the run up to the election, the political candidates are talking their usual bollocktics

by Nefarius May 10, 2019

Bollock fart

Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart

by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020

bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.

John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.

by Lucidentity April 3, 2021