A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.
Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!
by Aethertigris March 25, 2023
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Isaac Newton - inventor of physics
Albert Einstein - inventor of modern physics
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Alan Turing - inventor of the modern computer
All autistic
Albert Einstein - inventor of modern physics
Nikola Tesla - inventor of modern electricity
Alan Turing - inventor of the modern computer
All autistic
by Dubiks December 10, 2018
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(n.) Money collected from Social Security or a similar program on account of mental disability.
"Autismbucks", often spelled "autismbux", is a term used often on sites like 4chan, Reddit, Otaku boards, and NEET boards. Often used in a joking or derogatory sense, the term is usually used to refer to disability benefits acquired by NEETs, who often get their government handout by falsifying required documents, exaggerating an existing (minor) condition, or faking a mental disorder during medical examinations.
"Autismbucks", often spelled "autismbux", is a term used often on sites like 4chan, Reddit, Otaku boards, and NEET boards. Often used in a joking or derogatory sense, the term is usually used to refer to disability benefits acquired by NEETs, who often get their government handout by falsifying required documents, exaggerating an existing (minor) condition, or faking a mental disorder during medical examinations.
1. Greg decided he didn't want to work anymore, so he sent in a disability application with a poorly-drawn picture of Sonic the Hedgehog as his signature. He now gets $650 in autismbux every month.
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Get the Autismbux mug.Descriptive noun form of autism/ASD, a neurodevelopomental disorder that can feature differences in how someone navigates social interactions, and differences on how we experience physical stimuli (also known as Sensory Processing Disorder, or SPD).
Autism isn’t necessarily *characterised* by sensory-regulating behaviours (also called stims), and while body-stims like rocking and flapping are fairly common, they aren’t defining characteristics nor is stimming harmful in any capacity (with minor exceptions). We’re also fairly highly represented among BFRB populations,
We don’t all approach social situations the same way either. some of us are nonverbal, others hyper-verbal; one autistic might seek physical contact while another might be repulsed by it. What we’re okay with can also vary depending on the situation or how we feel, we’re people.
We aren’t any more monolithic than allistic folks; if you want to know if we’re comfortable with something, ask us.
Autism isn’t necessarily *characterised* by sensory-regulating behaviours (also called stims), and while body-stims like rocking and flapping are fairly common, they aren’t defining characteristics nor is stimming harmful in any capacity (with minor exceptions). We’re also fairly highly represented among BFRB populations,
We don’t all approach social situations the same way either. some of us are nonverbal, others hyper-verbal; one autistic might seek physical contact while another might be repulsed by it. What we’re okay with can also vary depending on the situation or how we feel, we’re people.
We aren’t any more monolithic than allistic folks; if you want to know if we’re comfortable with something, ask us.
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An autism organization that promotes respect and acceptance toward autistic individuals. In contrast to many other autism organizations, the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) motivates autistic people to freely express themselves in their own unique ways instead of forcing them to conform with the rest of society. This is the website to go to if you want to support the autistic community in ways that are actually meaningful.
I go to the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) to help out the autistic community. They actually care about autistic people and view autism as a unique condition instead of a disease.
by Dubiks December 6, 2018
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I heard Zuya had stopped sending their kids to school because education is part of the Freemason’s agenda to conquer the world. Looks like he’s suffering from Aunisme.
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