unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 12, 2011

general large

dildo, large dildo, maggie likes to use it, but its actually Finch's... ooo yea

wow, i cant fit general large in THAT hole!

by i love woodard November 11, 2003

large ice shelter

Codeword for the boogaloo, often used in religious context.

Jesus: "When the time of the large ice shelter comes, let he who hath no rifle sell his xbox and buy one!" Boogalitions 11:75

by BoogalooBoiArmin December 16, 2019

Large Thomas

a large thomas is a big irish boy

kinda cute to

Oh is that a large thomas???

hes a big irish boy

by Large Lover 69 June 19, 2024

large jamerson

when Ali gets it from behind from a well hung man or Dom

I need a large Jamerson

by theunknowing September 27, 2013

Large Unit

A person who is a big lad - someone who you don't cut in front of in the maccas line (Other variations include small unit, and medium unit).

Oi nah, Josh Hand aint no large unit.

by ClintCameron November 19, 2017

extra large vagina

Mponeng hole

A Mponeng Hole is an extra large Vagina.

She had such an Mponeng hole it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!

by Lodni Kranazon January 03, 2024