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Art fag

Art Fag:

A pretentious individual who, although eventually graduating, never fully leaves the post pubescent mentality of a college student.

Consumed by the fear that if they are not individual and uniquely superior they are wasting away. They will go to great lengths to scoff at and insult finely dressed people for selling out to consumerism as they frequent forty dollar indie rock concerts with people half their own age and accessorize their second hand image with the latest in technical gadgetry.

They will always to a fault:

Use the metrics system in an inappropriate manner

They will be blatantly disdainful toward American sports and in turn cling desperately cling to soccer.

No picture can be taken without a special feature to demonstrate their superior eye. Altered states of perspective, lighting, and definitely in black and white.
Robert was such an art fag he took pictures at the handsome furs concert with his iphone set on sepia.
by LA h8r November 2, 2011
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art slut

1. a person who enjoys the arts (not neccessarilly an artist) and is excessively lively and outgoing. Often multi-talented and seemingly flirtatious.
2. outspoken creative being

Not to be confused with art whore
Did you see that chick? She was the biggest art slut I've ever come by. You see how she was showing off her tits at that opening? Well, at least she can paint (and her tits were nice)
by wingedmoocow January 19, 2005
mugGet the art slutmug.

art of drowning

AOD is the best punk album ever.
by tanya October 30, 2003
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Arts and Crafts

The act of throwing glitter on a girls chest after you blow your load on it.
I was sexing this chick up, and I pulled out my cock and gave her the old arts and crafts
by Mulloy September 5, 2005
mugGet the Arts and Craftsmug.

latte art

Decorated cappuccinos and coffee using only the movement of the jug. The picture in the foam could be a heart, a leaf, even a cute puppy! A visual treat for a coffee drinker!

A quick search for "latte art" will show you various examples of the genre.
It made my day when I ordered a latte and I found that it had been decorated with a lovely heart! It was almost too beatiful to drink that latte art ............ but not quite!
by w00fdawg October 1, 2005
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Art Attack

art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak

–noun

Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan

A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

At the point of execution you yell the famous line...

"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"
I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack

Last night I finished with an Art Attack

Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack
by bartlomiej December 2, 2009
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Art Deco

Not to be confused with the 1920s design style. Art Deco describes somebody who feels they can strive to do better always (Which is untrue in most scenarios), seeks attention and recognition, and embraces a glamorous and party-centric lifestyle. The term originates from the song "Art Deco" by Lana Del Rey off her 2015 album "Honeymoon".
He often portrayed himself as Art Deco, always striving to do better and seeking attention at every opportunity.
by .☆Pearl☆. September 18, 2023
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