Aussie Gravity

When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN

joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY

by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022

aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Aussiemonkey_vr

Sucks at gorilla tag and every vr game he plays and is defendly not better than @yummycookie_oculus at gorilla tag

Aussiemonkey_vr sucks gorilla tag

by anonymous April 3, 2022

Ayusshed It

When you cheat on WORDLE and magically guess it in 3 goes every time.

Wow he got the WORDLE in 3, he ayusshed it

by bigchungus23 April 4, 2022

alpussolam

Substance secreted from a woman’s vagina inducing a calming effect.

*Couple watching movie*
Guy: “Is she really trying to have sex with that guy after he was practically seizing in his sleep from a nightmare??”
Girl: “I mean, yeah. Why not? Sex can help calm him down, she probably has that alpussolam.”

by KUgoldenboy February 9, 2022

aussieboyfromwren

described as someone who has excellent dribbling, insane pace, Australian, pedo, looks at girl from afar, build in auto tune, cripple dribble, laughs excessively, slurp god, gobgobglabolav, tik tok famous, build dif, hench, massive arms, helicopter, windmill, breaks things, loves buses.

'that guys pace is insane, that must be the aussieboyfromwren'
'future headteacher auissieboyfromwren'
'bus connoisseur auissieboyfromwren'

by pleasebequietye April 22, 2022

Aussie Dan

A person who enjoys making kangaroo balls into a coin purse, also known as a Kangaroo scrotum coin pouch.

Hey mate, I need to find an Aussie Dan to buy my sister a gift.

by Land down under mate April 22, 2022