Definitions by KUgoldenboy

alpussolam 

Substance secreted from a woman’s vagina inducing a calming effect.

*Couple watching movie*
Guy: “Is she really trying to have sex with that guy after he was practically seizing in his sleep from a nightmare??”
Girl: “I mean, yeah. Why not? Sex can help calm him down, she probably has that alpussolam.”

alpussolam by KUgoldenboy February 9, 2022

Kidstincts

When you choose to do things that are fun without regard to consequences.

When I woke up on thanksgiving morning my kidstincts kicked in so I decided to wear my unicorn onesie and unicorn slippers instead of dress clothes.

Kidstincts by KUgoldenboy November 27, 2017