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Albert

Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.

He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.

Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.

If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
by allforgiven May 29, 2022
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Albert

Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.
,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘
by Bella_101 November 25, 2021
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Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.
He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!
by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021
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Albert

That strong type. That type of man to never back down and hold his own. That guy that'll stand up for his family and those closest to him. He's also got warm heart and loves to have meaningful experiences with those in his circle.
An Albert is unforgettable.
by Strat1 November 22, 2021
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albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick
Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig
by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025
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Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla

If when someone is really stupid, a random person will make a meme of him using these characters.
Mario bros was made on 1782 b.C.(Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla meme)
by idk30 November 26, 2023
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