athletic butt crack

butt cracks having a wide range of ability, including normal to paralyzing digestive functions as well as the power to crush objects of all shapes and sizes.

Crystle was known to have the most athletic butt crack of the bunch, as evidenced by her ability to clear the room at a moment's notice.

by Lyall Smith May 29, 2008

Female Athletics

Where women get together then fall repeatedly, cry, make sound effects, and chant. All in an attempt to disguise mediocre playing ability.

Watching female athletics is like watching a drunk, hormonal, elementary school choir with turrets during gym class.

by ImmaStealYoBitch January 12, 2012

Ashlee

A poser

You're such a Ashlee

by ;lsafd February 17, 2015

athletic

just like michael dorrie.. the ability to play everysport to include basketball

for example.. michael dorrie athletic

by tommoy boddy October 21, 2009

ashlee simpson

A talanted singer, whom people hate for some stupid reasons. Those haters are llamas and should not fucking talk because they have no fucking clue about anything.

Ashlee Simpson's concert rocked.

by me May 13, 2005

dirty ashlee

When he fucks your feet while you brush your Pomeranian and finger his butthole

Rocky is matted! Time to get a dirty Ashlee

by Trashville April 17, 2020

Ashlee

Ashlee is a self centered bitch, and only cares about herself. She is very insecure, and needs the constant confirmation from others that she matters. She overthinks everything, and finds it hard to have normal conversations with others. She cries a lot. She is pretty, but tries to get attention by acting weak and small. Usually blonde and skinny. If you’re dating an Ashlee, you soon won’t be once you realize that she’s a psycho bitch with more insecurities than a obese flamingo.

Boy 1. “Who’s that crazy bitch?”

Boy 2. “Oh that’s Ashlee.”

by Jeff the truth December 13, 2018